THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME I-
I call them my famigleea.
People can try to make as much drama as they like, but the truth is that we really are the happiest family.
People can try to make up as much drama as they like, but the truth is that we really are the happiest family.
Note to self: Never ever fall in love with Ryan Murphy’s characters.
“My job is to love you, no matter what.”
That fishing trip he took them on instead of a bachelor party, where Kurt knew surprisingly a lot about how to camp but simply refused to express that knowledge by acutally doing anything — until Dad twisted his ankle and Kurt sighed dramatically and took over the camp like Ma Ingalls. While Blainers’ slapped mosquitoes and his enthusiasm died around the time the TP and bug spray fell in the lake.
And then, as the trout crisped on a sprig of cleverly rigged maple spits (ruined gucci suspenders), and Blaine applied snips of mustard greens to his bites, and Dad elevated his leg on a stump wrapped in a packet of cold river mud, they started to talk about Finn.
reblogging again for this ^
one gf a day keeps tf away
Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these
double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?
This is fucking amazing to me…
See, she didn’t lock up her dildos so they naturally thought they were swords, thus then playing with them.
Now, if she had forgotten to lock up her guns and the kids started playing with them…
See where I’m getting at?
#seriously#they weren’t kidding how kids will play with anything they see#one of my cousins was messing with matches once#almost burn himself#lock up your stuff#hide it properly#PLEASE (via archmasterjazzy)
my daughter found my “toy box” once… so yes… this scenerio does happen, they play with everything and anything.
Lock up your guns, but also PLEASE TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHY YOU DON’T PLAY WITH THEM.
Education is best. Yes, lock them up. But also teach them boundaries and they won’t be looking through shit in the first plae.